Submitted by GayShitter (Some City, TX) on 07.06.15
So I'd just gone on a date with this guy to this weird Mexican restaurant downtown. We went back to his place and I felt like I had to go, but I just ignored it.
One thing led to another, next thing I knew, we were in bed together and he was fucking my ass. He pulled out at some point and a little fart came out, but we just laughed it off. He pulled out again and a ton of diarrhea went all over his mattress. It smelled so bad and was turning me on so much. It was everywhere, all over his clean white sheets. I ran into his bathroom, wiped my ass, got the shit off my legs, got dressed, and never called that guy again (then went home and masturbated to the thought of how humiliated I was :-)).
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