Submitted by Altor (Atlanta, GA) on 05.30.15
Well, there we were sitting on the sofa and planning our first trip to Japan. I had been gassy for that past 18 hours.
We were just sitting there and the most unexpected fart came out of me. My behind hissed. I immediately knew what had transpired in my basketball shorts.
I yelled, "I've shit myself, IVE SHIT MYSELF!!!"
My wife laughed, and the dog looked at me highly concerned as I was running into the master bathroom.
Now I certainly won't get any until tonight
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