Submitted by Brown Note (Mission Viejo, CA) on 05.11.15
So I was 10 and waiting for my step father to pick me up and drive me home after school. I ate while I waited, two giant chocolate whole grain muffins and a Carmel iced coffee concoction. Turns out there was a fire in the hills by our house so no cars could pass, but my mother had just given birth to my little sister so my step father was determined to get us home. 3miles up some hills to get home in 90 degree heat.
About halfway I knew I wasn't going to make it. I pleaded with my stepfather to stop so I could go in the bushes but he would not. He simply said go and them catch up... There was a sizable group of people that had begun the hike up I couldn't fathom doing what I needed to alone. I pleaded but he just kept walking. Finally he said "just go in your pants then if it's that bad."
Crying with snot bubbles and sobs wracking my chubby little body I let go. Hell, I pushed. A small trail began to form as the deep brown butt nuggets rolled out of my boxers and out of the leg of my shorts.
Still crying I started laughing as well.
A little while later a next door neighbor who was a cop and the step father of my friend drove by (cops were allowed to pass the fire blockade) he offered to pick us up. My friend and I had bonded over how little we liked our respective step fathers so I took the opportunity to really grind the shit into the backseat of his car as he took us up the last mile or so to our house. All the while still crying and laughing. Both him and my step father gagging in the front seat. When we finally arrived home my mother greeted us at the door. I stripped completely naked showed her the shit and told her " you're husband told me to shit in my pants! He wouldn't even stop for me!!"
If anyone has ever gone temporarily insane from shitting themselves it was me, at 10 years old on that hot Southern California day.
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