Submitted by Twiceisnotok (Manchester, CT) on 04.29.15
The first time was fair enough - I was very ill and hadn't slept for 2 days out of pure sickiness. For some reason, in my sickness induced delirium, I thought it was ok to fart. It wasnt. Fortunately the hotel I was in had a Shower-Toilet, so i just sat there with the shower on over my head.
The second time was pure arrogance. I was on holiday in Rome, just showered and went onto the balcony for a cig. I put my hands on my hips, looked at the scenery and said "ahhh Rome" and forced the trump I had brewing as if it were punctuation for my sentence.
Anyway... Not so much fart. Boxers ended up in the hotel bin and my little brother asked a lot of questions about why I needed a second shower....
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