Submitted by Willy (Fayetteville , AR) on 04.15.15
Okay so first of all if you are thinking "typical country bumpkin from Arkansas shat himself for fun bull shit" fuck you. Im not some hillbilly imbred that fucks my sister but anyway on to the story, the past two days I have been feeling rather sickly. As I am walking into my girlfriends house I feel a fart coming on so I think might as well do it outside before I get into the house so I don't have to later.. Well big mistake that seemingly innocent "fart" that I deemed safe definitely was not and boy is it a wet one.. I didn't know what to do so I acted like my mom was calling me and talked to myself on the phone pretending like she was yelling at me. I put down my phone as I would be ending the call if she had actually called me and said I had to go because I'm being grounded and don't know why. I thought it was a pretty genius idea infact because I got out of this hot mess of a situation.
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