Submitted by Mcshitty pants (rather not say, Some State) on 04.14.15
Was on a school trip in Ephesus Turkey. The first day very sleep deprived and ate Turkish airline food all day. I thought a major dump at the airport would make me okay...nah. As we were on the tour bus on the way to Ephesus, my stomach continued to boil.20 minutes in, I was walking past a place where a saint got martyred, my stomach let loose and shit exploded from me, hot and everywhere. Like a hose just popped after being corked. And to make matters worse guards with A K'S were behind me. I walked fast to the bus, got clean clothes and changed in the bathroom. I hid in the bus for the remainder of the day. No one was none the wiser
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