Submitted by Sailor Moon (Los Angeles, CA) on 02.16.15
My boyfriend planned a nice romantic Valentine's dinner at an all you can eat Korean BBQ. I ate entirely too much and was drinking as well. More alcohol meant more food to absorb it! At a point I had to stop but my boyfriend kept eating and insisted I help him. After all of that I attempted to save room for dessert. We went to a nice desert place right across the street. After the beautiful chocolates were consumed it was time to head home. I was fine at first...just a little bit of indigestion. After the gas passed I felt normal again. My boyfriend stopped at the store to buy some water. I waited in the car. We were right down the street from his house. The gas feeling came back and I farted but noticed something else was peaking out. Some people call this turtling. Freaking out I didnt know what to do I ducked down in the car holding my butt. It was on it's way and I couldn't stop it. I was horrified. I wanted to run toward his house and almost did...when he came walking back to the car. I was slamming my hands against the rear window when he got back I told him what was happening. After a quick drive back to the house I ran through the door and just made it to the bathroom. I had eaten so much that it had nowhere else to go.
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