Submitted by misaka mikoto (academy city, AK) on 02.10.15
As I was walking to a convenience store, I thought of farting, and it resulted as shit. the bad thing is that I was 4km from home and I had no more for a bus. So I went into a public bathroom and put a handful of paper into my pants and started the painful journey
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