Submitted by Dermit (Dublin, Some State) on 01.23.15
Me and a few mates went on a binge drinking weekend to Dublin, this was my first experience of the commonly known stout, Guinness. As well as drinking Guinness I also decided to overflow my body with salted peanuts, however this is where the story begins, as the only single member of my lad group I decided to try and chat up some girls, this lead to me successfully taking a girl back to my hotel room, without harassing her, anyway long story short we ended up in the 69 position and in this moment I excreted my bowls all over this poor girls face, the consistency being a rather peanuty and Guinness one, not only this it smelt like a brewery and not a nice one. To make matters worse with my embarrassment I ran out of the hotel leaving a poor shitty girl in my room.
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