Submitted by Masterblaster (Concord, CA) on 01.20.15
So I'm taking Amoxicillin for a sinus infection, and drink some Citracel to keep my anus happy. I was talking to a co-worker today in front of our office and I'd thought it would be funny to rip one since we're both dudes. It let loose with a high- pressure quick blast that has the power of an air bag explosion. I felt something hit the side of my shoe, and WTF... A golden butt nugget appeared! My co- worker was oblivious to my accident! I launched this projectile straight down my pant leg, only leaving a slight bit of anal mucus in my shorts. I couldn't beleive it. I moseyed back into the office bathroom to complete the job, and all I could do was giggle as I shat and inspected my clothes for leftovers, which there were non!
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