Submitted by Dorphner (Titusville, FL) on 01.11.15
This was a few years ago when I was in the hospital for a Gaul bladder removal. It was bad and I was really sick and weak. So the hospital put me on a bed restriction to were if I got off the bed an alarm would go off. So I had to call the nurse to use the bathroom. Well the hospital food was awful and it made my stomach rumble and I had to poop really bad. I am talking about volcanic butt eruption here and I was hooked up to an IV and I could not get out the bed and they were taking there sweet time. So I unplugged the IV machine and the alarm went off. I stood up and the butt pressure started to get worst. I could barely walk and half way there with 3 nurses in the room. My butt erupted and I just could not hold it anymore. At that point I did not even care! It was like a shot gun blast all over the floor and and one of the nurses leg. I never knew so much poop could come out your butt! It was so bad they just moved me to another room after I took a shower. There is nothing worst that pooping on the floor in front of 3 pretty hot nurses!
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