Submitted by Shittylyfe (Tallahassee, FL) on 12.13.14
I used to be really addicted to opiate pain killers (oxy 30s if u know what those are) and during withdraws you have to shit and throw up uncontrolably so here I am driving really fast down a back road in shithole, fl trying to get to my dopemans house before I get really sick well I sneezed shit my pants going like 100 mph almost died and had to clean up 7 lbs of master exploder diarrhea with 3 mcdonalds napkins all with my new girlfriend sitting shotgun
Vote:Yeah! You Shit the *Shit* out of yourself! 355 Not So Much 343
Submit your best "Oops I Shit Myself" story!