Submitted by Shit (Farmingdale, NY) on 12.10.14
I was eating in my dining hall. I had some scrambled eggs. Then I went to class. Class started at 8 and I was there about 5 min early. The professor wasn't there yet. I was farting the whole walk to class. I then finally as the professor was walking through the door I farted silently and shit my pants. It felt very warm and mushy. Like if someone had put battery acid on my ass with mud. I ran to my dorm to change and throw out my boxers.
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