Submitted by popper job job (big lots, AK) on 12.03.14
it was wintertime and i was on the subway. the smell of stale urine was already in the air, and i had just been to an all you can eat seafood buffet. Suddenly, my gut clenched and the pain of a thousand knives echoed through my stomach. It was poop time. I knew that the shit was at hand, and then before i could at least attempt to get off at the next stop, the train stopped. What happened next was shameful. I vomited and simultaneously lost control of my bowel. The feces leaked out of my pant legs and caked my asshole. It was a disgrace. Fortunately, the train was full of black people and none of them had a sense of smell. When i got home, i Fed my underware to my pet goat.
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