Submitted by road shitter (everywhere usa, FL) on 12.02.14
I went to work sick, the night before was vomiting and pooing. Had to get in the truck to drive 8 hrs. Well I had been fighting the diarrhea for in the truck about 2 hours when it won and I began uncontrollable liquid shitting all over the back of the truck. I told the driver I just shit myself roll down the windows and pull over, the over powering smell didn't take him long to realize I wasn't joking. Luckly we have a trailer stocked with paper towels and sanitizer and I had a suitcase full of clean clothes. So I began cleaning my self so I could run into the woods off I-10 and finish the job. I had to make my self a "manpon" to finish the trip with out leaking in my pants
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