Submitted by Cigar poopy (Clearwater, FL) on 11.20.14
I was at a cigar place in Clearwater. The salesman was an obvious high end retail a wipe who couldn't stop talking about his marketing prowess. Midway thru his tack hack I craoped twice and left a mess pile of underwear. I only hope he realizes that I don't care about his retail experiences, I only care about getting in an out,but this time my ass was to let loose and I could have shit better if he would have just shut his Fking trap
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