Submitted by shitstorm420 (portland, OR) on 11.18.14
one day i was sitting down. i stood up and sat back down and accidentally sat on my balls. the pain was so extreme it made me let loose a wet and sticky one followed by a big ol' log. long story short i had to scrub my balls for an hour. they still smell like shit
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