Submitted by peepoo (calgary, Some State) on 11.09.14
In town visiting family. We go out to do some shopping and I head to the washroom to pee. As I at the urinal doing what nature demanded, I let a fart rip... And feel a wet bubble blast into my shorts. No mistaking it.
Long story short that god my underwear caught all of it. In the trash they went. Had poo on my balls. Pants were clean thankfully.
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