Submitted by John Crapper (Somewhere, AK) on 10.31.14
So I finally got the nerve to approach my crush one day. I could feel my stomach tightening with anxiety as I walked over to her to say hi. After I spoke she said hi back, and I could feel my insides convulsing. She then proceeded to ask me how my day was, and I just couldn't take it anymore; my stomach exploded and I diarrhea shit all over the ground with so much force that it splattered all over her legs and mine, blowing a hole in my jeans right where my asshole sits in the process. The force was so great that my jeans caught on fire, and the whole courtyard soon filled with the smell of burning shit.
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