Submitted by TMAC (Easton, CT) on 10.13.14
It's the 4th of July. I just graduated high school, had some nice greasy bbq food for dinner on the beach, maybe more than I ever ate. Later that night I had my first cigar and it was very unsettling for my stomach. On the way home from the beach so much traffic it was stop n go could barely get out of the parking lot. On a side street where there are still traffic cones and everything for the 4th traffic. I run to a random persons house and ask to use a bathroom. (I'm 230 at this time and the woman was scared) She yelled at me to leave and threatened to call the police. Squat down on the curb and let her rip and got it on my pant and boxers. Through those in a cone and put the cone over the shit. had to ride home wearing my shirt as pants
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