Submitted by Shitpipe (Some City, NC) on 10.09.14
So basically I shit myself at work.. I was working truck one early morning and I felt perfectly fine getting up and going into work when we got everything out on the floor and started restocking I felt a very painful cramp in my stomach. So I just went to the corner and relieved a little bit of the pressure. As the morning went on it started to get worse.. I was crop dusting here and there hoping nobody was going to get close enough to smell it.. I just decided to excuse myself and go to the bathroom. So I did and I pissed while I was there and farted a couple times but all I could manage to get out was one measly rabbit shit of a turd. So disappointed I wiped, flushed, washed my hands and went back to restocking. Well wouldn't ya know not even ten minutes after that I fucking shit myself!! I didn't want to excuse myself again because I didn't want anyone to think that I had the shits. So I went the rest of my 8 hr shift with sludge in my fucking underwear. It was horrible cuz I smelled like a sewage. I'm sure my coworkers could smell it but thankfully nobody said anything. So that shit sat in my favorite cheetah print underwear for 7 1/2 hrs. Went home and finished the job. Sweet Relief😃
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