Submitted by LittleShit (Some City, Some State) on 10.06.14
I have IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) that results in a very unstable stomach. Mostly very watery poop.
I worked as a tennis coach and in the middle of my training, I feel that I need to fart, and so I did. And whoop, there it is. A lot of shit in my pants. Had to leave my students to clean myself up on the toilet. Then I come back to the court. And my bowel is still not to trust. So I have to call for another coach and ask if he can take over the rest of my trainings that day.
I called and said as it was. I have shit myself and need someone to take care of my students for the rest of the training. Probably the most embarrassing call I have ever made.
Shit happens!
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