Submitted by John the Baptist (Some City, Some State) on 10.04.14
I was boating on a lake with my new girlfriend and her family and friends when suddenly i realised i desperately needed a shit but was essentially isolated in the middle of this huge lake. I could feel it building in my grumbling stomach and i had enough experience to realize that essentially it was all over, there was no way of holding it, this shit was happening whether i liked it or not. Time for evasive action. Pretending that i wanted to cool off i stripped to my boxers and slipped into the water whilst keeping hold of the boat. My plan was simple, this was the great outdoors wasn't it, natures toilet....so i simply let it go in the lake and then climb out like nothings happened. Th perfect plan...right? WRONG!!! As soon as i got into the water my girlfriend and her friends decided that was a great idea and followed me in. My girlfriend swam towards me, smiling, little did she know that i was currently mid-shit having not been able to hold it any longer. She arrived to put her arms around me just in time to be greeted by the several mars bar style turds that had made there way to the surface, like a school of shit stained piranhas. She started to scream before realizing what had happened at which point her face turned to disgust. I had essentially shat on her underwater somehow. Game over man, game over!!!
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