Submitted by Davey (Mississauga, Some State) on 09.29.14
when I was in grade 7, i was leaving my friends house on my bike thinking I had enough time to get home and shit. Turns out i couldnt hold it and pooped my pants while standing up on my bike. Relizing what i did, I started crying and contiuned riding in the stand up position. I hit a curb and went flying off my bike, rolling on the concrete, smushing the shit all over my ass (poop stayed in my underwear) an older couple saw me bail and ran over. I smelt like shit and told him to get a away from me. Never been down that street ever again in my life after 15 years.
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