Submitted by Nahgunnaworkhereanymore (Kansas City, MO) on 09.29.14
Not a single warning. I was just walking to car to get something for a client from my trunk and thought a little slipper was coming. It was pure fluid. But it felt like nothing I've experienced before, in a bad way. I was suddenly wet. I couldn't believe it but there I was, stuck. Plus my work bag and keys were upstairs at the client, so I couldn't just leave and call them to let them know I'd be right back. I remembered I had a windbreaker in the trunk, used the keypad to get in, and wrapped it around me. Went back and told the client I ripped a giant hole in my pants and I'd be back in one hour. Mission accomplished. The upholstery in my car ain't in such good shape though.
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