Submitted by shittastick (someplace, Some State) on 09.26.14
So, I have hemorrhoids the size of baseballs, let's just put that out there. As such, I must use ex-lax in order to poo but that in and of itself isn't much of a story. I also use fleet to help the process along. Don't walk out of the room after doing so, or you might not make it back in time. I didn't.
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