Submitted by mexishits (sydney , Some State) on 09.23.14
once,
i decided it was a brilliant idea to eat mexican and then attend a warehouse rave. at which i imbibed quite a few lovely substances which, when mixed with mexican, did not blend well.
around 2am the cops raided the joint blablabla, everyone leaves and i make a hasty exit. the haste of which brings on the stomach churns which leads me to make a polite 'scuse me ladies i must pee in the bushes, dont wait up'
pee? no. i had to drop trow and shite my life away. what came out of me was the most horendous experience.... until i noticed i had shite not only near, but on, a poor passed out fellow raver.
old mate did not wake up but i did get a curious friend asking if i was ok.
i calmly said i had fallen over and would be with her in a second
wiped my ass with a leaf and continued to party on (elsewhere...away from the poor fellow passed out covered in my shit)
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