Submitted by jango (Lincoln, NE) on 09.21.14
So, I was in 3rd grade, out at recess, when I felt my stomach starting to bubble. I sat down in the grass, claiming I was tired. I wasn't. I could feel the shit building up, when, suddenly, the recess bell rang, and all my friends began making their way back to their respective teachers, so they could go back to their classes. I panicked, not knowing what I should do. There was no one around that I could use to transmit a message to the teachers (we had a really big playground) Anyway, I figured that it couldn't be too bad, so I got up. Oh my god I was so wrong. I felt the shit release out of my bowels, not too unlike when a floodgate releases all the water it's holding back. It dripped down my legs and onto my shoes. I waddled to the teachers, and when all the other children reeled back in horror, I claimed I "stepped in something nasty." I was given a gross pair of used school clothes to change into, and was sent home, missing the rest of the school day.
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