Submitted by PB (Some City, FL) on 09.13.14
Around 3 o'clock I went on a date and didn't eat anything other than breakfast that day. I was pretty gassy on my date and didn't fart or anything. Around 5 o clock I left and was driving home and had this terrible cramp pain so I started rushing home because I knew this was the onset of diahrrea..... I got of the interstate and my house was about 2 lights away from my house passed the first light, everything was ok, passed the second one I started cramping intensely, I then stopped the car and explosively shit myself in my tight jeans.
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