Submitted by Banana (Bananaville, Some State) on 08.17.14
So I was pouring myself some o dat tasty tasty cereal, right? I was like: "Woh brah (to myself) you know what would make this cereal even better? Some shit, yueah!" So I peppered myr arnsu and started to focus on shitty shit, and then *pop* one popped out! So cool, right? But wrong, no! I frgut 2 taek offf mai pantsu! So there I was like "Shit", and I had to call the fire department to come get me down.
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