Submitted by Ashamed but funny (Birmingham, England, Some State) on 08.16.14
Having travelled on trains many times before, I was aware of the toilets on trains these days... However, today, the toilets were out of service! After an arduous time on the train, I scuttled off, stomach cramping like hell trying to find the toilets. Birmingham New Street Station is undergoing a redevelopment... So, the only toilets were the other side of the concourse. A good 1,000 metres. Realising i was not going to make it, clenching my cheeks was not enough... Along came the chocolate rain... And it rained hard. You thought Katrina was bad. The back of my jeans were soaked through with sloppy, stinking shit. It ran into my shoes too. A nice policeman and St. John's Ambulance service were kind enough to escort me to the toilets, dignity left behind, whilst my girlfriend went to buy me some replacement clothes. I was given some lovely trousers by the ambulance service and finally, after spending 62 minutes hiding back to the wall (shit dripping to the floor) and cleaning myself up, I was on my merry way. Always hve a safety shit people. Can't go through that hell again.
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