Submitted by How The Hell (Random Place in NJ, Some State) on 08.06.14
I literally went to pee this morning and there was just a little turd hanging out of my butt. I don't even know how it got there. Or when for that matter. I don't remember pushing something out of my arse. I think I remember that, you know. I am really upset at this occurrence. I don't wanna be surprise shitting forever. How the hell did this even happen? I'll never know.
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