Submitted by WHWhite (Albuquerque , NM) on 07.06.14
So today I was driving along smoking a doob when I felt a headache come on, but like really bad, enough to make me pull over. Once I pulled over I felt nauseous, so leaned out of the car to try and be sick, I was successful in this, and also at shitting my pants. I laid out some plastic bags that I had on my seat to avoid overspill and got myself the hell home. Walked in the shower fully clothed, stripped down, and cleaned myself the fuck up. I will never feel clean again.
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