Submitted by Trucker (Abilene, TX) on 06.24.14
I was coming back from a delivery I had made up in Utah when I started getting hungry. I decided to stop at this truck stop and refuel and get a bite and relax for a little bit. I finished eating and retired over to the truckers lounge to sit and relax for a few. I had a few cups of coffee as I sat there watching the TV. After a while I realized I needed to get back on the road, so I stopped off in the bathroom to drop a turd, nothing mind bending. So I get all cleaned up and walk outta the place and head back over to my rig. I'm not really paying attention as I'm walking when suddenly...WHAM!!...I walk into one of those concrete car stops you see at the head of a car parking space. I go right the hell over it. I get up, praying no one noticed this young, muscle buck fall like an idiot. As I'm dusting myself off and looking around I realize my pants feel a little heavier. I was like "what the hell is that?" Than the smell came and that's when I realized it...I fuckin shit myself as I was going down. The turd I dropped earlier was acting like a plug. I suddenly felt my stomach grumbling and ran back to the bathroom, just in enough time to rip my jeans down and sit on the toilet and suddenly this barrage of liquid shot from my ass. It was hot...it burned and the smell...sweet Jesus..the SMELL!!! It was awful. I nearly forgot about the earlier shitting until I looked down and there in my underwear was a small, hard turd...just sitting there innocently. I must've used half a roll of toilet paper to get cleaned up. I got back into my truck and tried to made it home, but I ended up having to stop off and on for the nest couple of hours. The flow finally stopped when I was about two hours from home. I got home and took a hot shower, feeling completely violated by that coffee.
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