Submitted by Winston (worcester, uk, Some State) on 06.01.14
I go shooting regularly with my shooting club. We hunt pheasants and such. One day I was out on a long hunt that took us some distance from the clubhouse. I normally get quite excited when shooting and I am prone to gastrointestinal disturbances when excited. Well as I took aim at a bird that flew up I knew I was pretty much going to shit right there and then. It was exactly like a shotgun blow. It came out loud, hot and violently...and spread out as it left the sphincter. I missed the bird too.
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