Submitted by ShatMyBeigeShorts (New York, Some State) on 05.22.14
I was out with a political party, leaving notes in mailboxes when I felt the need to shit! Tye pain was intense. I thought that I could hold it so I kept on working. The pain in my stomach got unbearable so I told the others that I had to go take a piss over by the trees. The problem was that on my way there I could feel the shit starting to come out. I couldnt stop it. I felt like a baby who'd shat his diaper. I ran into the trees and tried to wipe away the loose stuff with leaves. But I had been wearing boxers that couldnt hold it in and to add to that I had had beige shorts on. There was a brown stain on them that I couldnt wipe away so I wrapped my jaccket around my waist and ass to hide the stain and went back to the others. The smell though... I had to tell tjem I had stepped in dogshit and that I had to head home. I had to take several busses just to get home and everyone looked at me. It was horrible!
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