Submitted by yayalucious (nyc, NY) on 05.18.14
So I had a great night of drinking at home all by myself...had ab I UT four tall glasses of vodka and coke... which eventually knocked me out... When I woke up to video chat with my bf (still drunk) I had to poop and vomit so first I vomit... then I took a poop... As the conversation gets underway I'm feeling sick but he won't shut up...I hang on, hang in for like 20 min. When we finally ended the video chat I'm over the toilet vomit n poop uncontrollable from both angles and my fudging boyfriend calling me back on video chat.. like dude I'm not answering with soiled panties and nastiness in my mouth.. so he text I Love u
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