Submitted by spongebob (new york, NY) on 05.16.14
i woke up and had to leave my house right away and felt fine, but by the time i was waiting for the train i had to shit so bad i was sweating, took the train a couple stops couldnt hold it anymore not for a billion dollars, i shit myself standing up, ignored the smell got off next stop to get the train home, shit a little more while waiting, had to go up the stairs when i got off the train, the shit fell down my leg, it stopped at the back of my knee, and stayed there the whole 7 block walk home
:'(
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