Submitted by shitrinpublic (united states of amerikah, AL) on 04.06.14
I like to poop. Feels so good coming out of my butt. One time I was at work and had to poop real bad, now I think sometimes that I have a pooping problem because I go at least twice a day. Anyways, work, so I was a security officer at a trucking company and was posted in a shack where I'd eat wonderful high calorie unhealthy foods. I had to poop after eating this great food and the bathroom only had one stall, so I basically run over there and abandon my post to find out its being used already, well luckily it wasn't diarrhea and it was a solid log I went back to my shack and pooped in my pants then took my boxers off and threw them away. It was embarrassing and I was going to leave but I would have got fired. I have marked my territory all over the place restaurants stores gas stations you name it because when the poop is ready ya gotta go somewhere. Ive always wanted to go into a stall and make weird noises as I drop my logs but figured it would make others uncomfortable
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