Submitted by Keviedee (Edmonton, MT) on 01.20.14
I was on my lunchbreak at work and thought I had to fart. As nobody was around I decided to do it, it sounded rather impressive and felt pretty good to get the pressure out of my guts so a smile of relief came over my face which quickly became a look of terror when I realized what else had happened. I carefully made my way to the bathroom to access the situation, the underwear was done but nothing made it to my pants of I ditched my undies in my sandwich bag and into the dumpster out back and sprayed my rear with room freshener just incase. I think I need to re think my fiber intake!
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