Submitted by Benji (North stonington, CT) on 01.02.14
So after a night of heavy binge drinking I go over to a friends to watch some football. I am severly dehydrated and haven't eaten In close to 24 hours as I was awaiting for food to be prepared. I went out to have a cigarette. I must have inhaled it. I came back inside and started to feel like I was going to pass out. Someone noticed I had a strange look and I felt like I was fading out and sweating.i don't know if I actually passed out or not. Might have for a brief second. Anyway at some point I completely released...I was wearing sweatpants.when I came to and realized I was ok I noticed the terrible stench and went into the bathroom....it took a whole roll of tp to clean it up. I took my boxers off and washed them in the sink. Sweatpants were virtually unharmed but there was stuff running down my leg. I was in the bathroom for at least an hour cleaning up. Finally came out and went home to take a shower. I'm not sure if any of my friends know what actually happened. I figured they'd make a joke or crack about it or something. Tough to tell if they just haven't said anything or they don't know
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