Submitted by Sliding into home (Atlanta, GA) on 10.25.13
So yesterday was date night with the guy I'm trying to get with. After seeing a movie, we went back to his place. We had a beer and were just hanging out. Around then my stomach started to feel weird. I calmly said I was tired and needed to be up early in the morning. As I was putting my shoes back on my body decided I was going to fart super loud. It smelled. I played it off, not well, and left. Once I got in my car, it all went downhill. I made it about 50 feet and my ass said it was all over. I shit myself all the way home. When I got home, I ran into the bathroom with levels of nastiness happening that I didn't even know were possible. And btw I went home in pajama pants I borrowed from him. Yay. I am 24 years old and I (soberly) shit myself.
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