Submitted by Mark (Stockholm, Sweden, Some State) on 09.03.13
So my throat was really sore last week, and I had a important meeting a day. I was desperately eating lemon flavored cough drops all day. The meeting went well and everything was going just fine until I was heading home and I got pain in my stomage so I got off the subway. While I walked on the platform to the bus which would take me home so much faster, I felt a fart coming. So I naturally checked that no one was around and let one rip. Unfortunally i actually sharted and had to go home with the tail between the legs.
Thank you tight boxers for not letting my poo sneak down my legs or show through my pants!
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