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Submitted by camperboy (seattle, WA) on 09.02.13

the day after the 4th of july i went on a camping trip for just younger kids. my parents drove me to the dro off site when on the way in the middle of rush hour traffic the luke warm hot dog i had eaten the day before came bubbling out of me. my tighty whites were inflated with shit, my ass looked about twice the size it normaly did, and our van smelled like horrendous soft hershey squirts in the middle of rush hour traffic i had panicked and shit myself. We ended up stopping at some state park where my mom kept handing me new rolls of tp, best day ever!

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