Submitted by Embarassed Girlfriend (Walnut Creek, CA) on 08.21.13
This is so embarrassing but I must tell this horrific event I experienced 2 weeks ago. My sweet boyfriend decided to set up a tent his backyard and camp out for the night. Before we were going to watch a movie, we shared a joint together. I was high as the sky and felt great. We watched somewhat of the movie and started fooling around. When we were going at it, we stopped and said, "I think you had an accident." I was mortified. I turned around and smelled the poop. It was more like diaherra. My boyfriend of almost 6 years and what do I do? I shit all over him. Good news, he's an awesome guy, laughed it off and makes fun of me for it.
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