Submitted by zach yee (detroit, MI) on 02.10.13
Yo so I was driving down the road on a date with this girl im talking to...we were heading to a movie and we had just hit up an ice cream spot...mistake #1...I suddenly had the urge to shit, like bad...it came out of nowhere...well i decided to try to fart and let a little of the pressure go quietly..yea that didnt happen...i unloaded a pile of chocolate pudding all in my pants and it was gurgling coming out. It turned her on and she ate it with a spork.
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