Submitted by DisgruntleMatt (San Antonio, TX) on 10.07.12
I have the habit of drinking beer ever night. It leads to anal leakage the next day at work. So, I guess you could say, I involuntarily leak shit into my pants every day. When I get home, I take off one of my socks and use it to wipe my ass. Works much better than toilet paper.
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